The Holy Empire of Unicornhead
“Unicorns are lit”
|Category: Libertarian Police State|
Regional Influence: Page
The Holy Empire of Unicornhead is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by U N Unicorn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.961 billion Unicornheadians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicornlandia. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Unicornheadian economy, worth 74.5 trillion Kohnheadas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,015 Kohnheadas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, U N Unicorn has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unicornhead's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unicornheadism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Unicornhead's influence in Shinka rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Unicornhead's influence in Shinka rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Unicornhead's influence in Shinka rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Unicornhead's influence in Shinka rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Unicornhead relocated from Osiris to Shinka.
- : Unicornhead altered its national flag.
- : Unicornhead was refounded in Osiris.
- : Unicornhead ceased to exist in Philippines.
- : Unicornhead resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Unicornhead endorsed The United Empire of Ecnav Enitsuj.