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The More than my jobs worth of Unhelpful is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.657 billion Unhelpful are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 59.4%.

The powerhouse Unhelpful economy, worth a remarkable 1,483 trillion bribes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,191 bribes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, what happens in court stays in court, penniless buskers are singing for their supper, and there's more than one way to skin a diplomat. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unhelpful's national animal is the politician, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unhelpful is ranked 105,639^th in the world and 1^st in The Union of Rogue Progressive States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.21 law-abiding acts per hour.

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