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The Allied States of Ump459

“The best lack all conviction”

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The Allied States of Ump459 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.685 billion Ump459ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ump459ian economy, worth 890 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,144 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump459's national animal is the Giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ump459 is ranked 21,585^th in the world and 1,401^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.44 law-abiding acts per hour.

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