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The Jingoistic States of Ump130

“Things fall apart”

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The Jingoistic States of Ump130 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.806 billion Ump130ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ump130ian economy, worth 861 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,154 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump130's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ump130 is ranked 7,811^th in the world and 420^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.06 law-abiding acts per hour.

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