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The Matriarchy of Ump113

“While the worst Are full of passionate intensity”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Matriarchy of Ump113 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.673 billion Ump113ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ump113ian economy, worth 831 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,926 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Ump113ian democracy, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump113's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ump113 is ranked 110,974th in the world and 1,346th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.7296681662 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,730thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,189thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,392ndMost Patriotic: 5,626thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,974thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,923rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,154thLargest Black Market: 7,919thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,830thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,507thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,596thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,237thLargest Mining Sector: 11,451stMost Efficient Economies: 12,555thHighest Average Incomes: 14,118thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,725thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,231stLargest Governments: 22,508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,057thMost Authoritarian: 26,548thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,652ndSmartest Citizens: 29,368th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 210th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 355th in the regionMost Patriotic: 391st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 524th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 543rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 548th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 603rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 657th in the regionLargest Black Market: 679th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 688th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 717th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 748th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 774th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 964th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 973rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,006th in the region

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