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The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma

“You are only coming through in waves.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Roger Waters with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.14 billion Ummagummen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonny. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ummagumman economy, worth a remarkable 9,653 trillion love beads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 240,506 love beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ummagumma's national animal is the far out Pink Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is love.

Ummagumma is ranked 27th in the world and 4th in Wysteria for Largest Populations, with 40.1 billion Capita.

Largest Publishing Industry: 6thMost Rebellious Youth: 9thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12thNicest Citizens: 24thLargest Populations: 27thBest Weather: 31stMost Compassionate Citizens: 37thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 39thLeast Corrupt Governments: 59thHealthiest Citizens: 76thMost Pacifist: 92ndHighest Crime Rates: 106thMost Beautiful Environments: 155thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 188thMost Developed: 221stLongest Average Lifespans: 245thSmartest Citizens: 255thMost Armed: 325thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 340thHighest Economic Output: 534thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,593rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,021stLargest Governments: 3,154thMost Influential: 3,179thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,257thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,288thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,450thMost Cultured: 3,741stHighest Average Incomes: 3,931stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,029thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,693rdMost Inclusive: 4,860thMost Efficient Economies: 6,506thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,118thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,903rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,184thMost Stationary: 8,468thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,545thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,787thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,459th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Innato, Outter Micronesia, and 66 Ducks.