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The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma

“You are only coming through in waves.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Roger Waters with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.034 billion Ummagummen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonny. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ummagumman economy, worth a remarkable 9,180 trillion love beads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 241,387 love beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ummagumma's national animal is the far out Pink Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is love.

Ummagumma is ranked 228,849th in the world and 86th in Wysteria for Most Avoided, scoring 0.17 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Publishing Industry: 8thMost Rebellious Youth: 9thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12thNicest Citizens: 20thBest Weather: 27thMost Compassionate Citizens: 31stLargest Populations: 32ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35thLeast Corrupt Governments: 49thHealthiest Citizens: 66thMost Pacifist: 78thHighest Crime Rates: 100thMost Beautiful Environments: 141stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 191stMost Developed: 207thSmartest Citizens: 218thLongest Average Lifespans: 227thMost Armed: 299thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 306thHighest Economic Output: 507thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,672ndTop
Most Influential: 2,639thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,867thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,056thLargest Governments: 3,081stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,089thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,201stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,393rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,763rdMost Cultured: 3,813thMost Inclusive: 4,239thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,754thMost Efficient Economies: 5,827thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,662ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,789thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,115thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,245thMost Stationary: 9,304thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,763rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,339thNudest: 18,867thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,890th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Innato, Outter Micronesia, and 66 Ducks.