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The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Roger Waters with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.341 billion Ummagummen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonny. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ummagumman economy, worth an astonishing 10,241 trillion love beads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 241,874 love beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ummagumma's national animal is the far out Pink Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is love.

Ummagumma is ranked 294th in the world and 9th in Wysteria for Smartest Citizens, with 333.17 quips per hour.

Largest Publishing Industry: 6thMost Rebellious Youth: 9thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13thNicest Citizens: 30thLargest Populations: 30thBest Weather: 40thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47thMost Compassionate Citizens: 55thLeast Corrupt Governments: 69thHealthiest Citizens: 82ndMost Pacifist: 107thHighest Crime Rates: 114thMost Beautiful Environments: 180thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 187thMost Developed: 259thLongest Average Lifespans: 281stSmartest Citizens: 294thMost Armed: 371stHighest Economic Output: 581stHighest Food Quality: 1,098thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,737thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,121stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,200thMost Influential: 3,293rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,305thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,318thLargest Governments: 3,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,484thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,799thMost Cultured: 3,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,052ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,328thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,746thMost Inclusive: 5,171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,383rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,045thMost Stationary: 7,389thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,666thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,785thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,904thTop
Most Income Equality: 24,624th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Innato, Outter Micronesia, and 66 Ducks.