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The Commonwealth of Ulto

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Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Unknown

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Commonwealth of Ulto is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.244 billion Ultoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ultoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,950 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

A shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and Bambi has been banned. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ulto's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Ulto is ranked 7,366th in the world and 2nd in Unknown for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,718.12 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 633rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,297thLargest Retail Industry: 1,576thLargest Black Market: 1,727thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,053rdTop
Most Devout: 2,491stMost Avoided: 2,937thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,027thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,130thHighest Crime Rates: 3,307thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,139thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,724thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,774thMost Primitive: 7,173rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,899thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,066thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,427thHighest Average Incomes: 11,028thHighest Economic Output: 11,496thMost Efficient Economies: 11,680thTop
Most Stationary: 16,232ndMost Influential: 16,450thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,300thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,855thHighest Drug Use: 23,923rd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the region

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