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The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage

“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Very Strong
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Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Power


The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 33.974 billion Ultimo Pwnageans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ultimo Pwnagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,945 trillion areyoustillreadings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 57,271 areyoustillreadings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Ultimo Pwnage's radio stations, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ultimo Pwnage's national animal is the ifyoureadthisyousuck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ultimo Pwnage is ranked 201,861st in the world and 7th in Nintendo for Most Secular, with 13.77 Atheism Rate.

Most Stationary: 468thLargest Populations: 1,485thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,901stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,733rdMost Influential: 6,742ndHighest Economic Output: 8,605thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,327thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,665thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,880thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,428thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,106thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,437thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,034thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,621stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,845thMost Cultured: 23,790th

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