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The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage

“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Very Strong
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Location: Nintendo

Regional Influence: Power


The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and national health service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 32.688 billion Ultimo Pwnageans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ultimo Pwnagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,873 trillion areyoustillreadings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 57,325 areyoustillreadings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Ultimo Pwnage's radio stations, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ultimo Pwnage's national animal is the ifyoureadthisyousuck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ultimo Pwnage is ranked 38,420th in the world and 2nd in Nintendo for Nudest, with 196.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Stationary: 487thLargest Populations: 1,529thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,540thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,146thMost Influential: 6,693rdHighest Economic Output: 8,224thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,068thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,620thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,480thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,714thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,376thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,849thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,655thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,666th

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