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The Slave Empire of Ulkar

“Many guns have legs and take orders. Guns are good.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Unproven

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The Slave Empire of Ulkar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bologog Gro-Nolob with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.561 billion Ulkarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ulkarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,912 trillion Khacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 288,521 Khacks, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Ulkar after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and government ministers claim to ride dragons to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulkar's national animal is the Vulcher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ulkar is ranked 291,722nd in the world and 10,020th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 2.38467208492 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 715thLargest Insurance Industry: 748thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 948thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,023rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,117thLargest Black Market: 1,119thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,129thMost Conservative: 1,193rdMost Avoided: 1,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,860thLargest Mining Sector: 1,931stMost Secular: 1,937thMost Armed: 2,142ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,985thHighest Average Incomes: 3,290thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,653rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,217thMost Patriotic: 4,584thHighest Economic Output: 4,902ndMost Authoritarian: 5,996thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,227thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,873rdLargest Governments: 11,211thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,379thLowest Crime Rates: 14,661stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,362ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,703rdLargest Retail Industry: 18,248thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,452ndMost Efficient Economies: 23,572ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,905thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,747th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31st in the regionMost Conservative: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 62nd in the regionMost Secular: 63rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 95th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 113th in the regionMost Armed: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 125th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 185th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 223rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 260th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 263rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 269th in the regionMost Extreme: 275th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 333rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 404th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 625th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 723rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 754th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 849th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 851st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 918th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 945th in the regionLargest Populations: 969th in the region

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