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The Sultanate of Ulhowek

“Prawda zwycięża”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Poland Lithuania

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Sultanate of Ulhowek is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 927 million Ulhowekis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulhˇwek. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ulhowekian economy, worth 68.6 trillion złoties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,050 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment, and fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Ulhowek's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ulhowek is ranked 243,762nd in the world and 3rd in Poland Lithuania for Smartest Citizens, with 10.42 quips per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,560thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,461stTop
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Most Primitive: 17,047thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,649thMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,280th

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