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The Republic of U SAY WOT BOI

“Mission Accomplished”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Location: Suspicious

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Republic of U SAY WOT BOI is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.422 billion U SAY WOT BOIians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong U SAY WOT BOIian economy, worth 264 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 77,227 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, black tea is only available on the black market, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. U SAY WOT BOI's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

U SAY WOT BOI is ranked 26,242nd in the world and 17th in Suspicious for Highest Poor Incomes, with 66,982.08 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Armed: 6,517thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,004thTop
Most Authoritarian: 17,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,546thMost Conservative: 18,794thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,511thMost Income Equality: 22,536thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,242nd
Most Armed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 108th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 138th in the regionMost Developed: 167th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 176th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 209th in the regionMost Cultured: 235th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 322nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 352nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 796th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 841st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 900th in the regionSafest: 928th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 984th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 998th in the region

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