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The Military State of Tyramon

“None are above the Council.”

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Location: Cape of Good Hope

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Military State of Tyramon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Council of Hood with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.275 billion Tyramonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Domination. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tyramonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Golden Seashells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,021 Golden Seashells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tyramon's national animal is the Viper Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Patriotic Fervor.

Tyramon is ranked 98,034th in the world and 109th in Cape of Good Hope for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 205thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 276thMost Patriotic: 325thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 438thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,418thLargest Black Market: 2,449thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,551stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,091stLargest Mining Sector: 3,417thMost Avoided: 3,632ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,184thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,344thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,704thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,569thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,040thLargest Governments: 9,481stMost Authoritarian: 9,702ndMost Conservative: 9,987thMost Armed: 11,365thFattest Citizens: 11,817thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,588thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,167thMost Influential: 17,563rdHighest Economic Output: 17,768thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,369thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,172ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,338th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the region

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