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The Limited Edition Cheetos of Twisted Cheetos Puffs

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The Limited Edition Cheetos of Twisted Cheetos Puffs is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steven Williams with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.578 billion Twisted Cheetos Puffsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chesterfield. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Twisted Cheetos Puffsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion string cheeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 131,542 string cheeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, and Twisted Cheetos Puffsians believe manners maketh the leader. Crime is totally unknown. Twisted Cheetos Puffs's national animal is the cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cheesiness.

Twisted Cheetos Puffs is ranked 76,239^th in the world and 10^th in Vending Emporium for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.11 law-abiding acts per hour.

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