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The Equestrianic Imperium of Twilight Sparkle

“Friendship is Magic!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Unheard Of
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Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Equestrianic Imperium of Twilight Sparkle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperatrix Twilight Sparkle with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.114 billion Equestrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manehattan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 5,521 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 274,501 Bits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,616,559 per year while the poor average 21,668, a ratio of 74.6 to 1.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, and children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Twilight Sparkle's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Reformed Ponyism.

Twilight Sparkle is ranked 4,322nd in the world and 16th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 61.56 Whatever.

Largest Insurance Industry: 148thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 204thMost Ignorant Citizens: 291stMost Devout: 552ndMost Primitive: 565thLargest Mining Sector: 592ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 692ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 805thLargest Black Market: 1,040thMost Avoided: 1,311thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,347thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,469thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,654thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,660thHighest Economic Output: 1,748thMost Stationary: 1,753rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,821stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,519thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,552ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,700thMost Efficient Economies: 2,955thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,451stLargest Retail Industry: 3,939thNudest: 4,099thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,322ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,620thFattest Citizens: 7,210thLargest Populations: 7,481stMost Conservative: 9,602ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,301stMost Influential: 10,573rdLargest Governments: 10,686thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,055thMost Authoritarian: 17,555thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,117thLowest Crime Rates: 21,565thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,041st
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the region

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