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The Mapmaking Nation of Tuvaltastan

“All problems can be solved with maps”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Mapmaking Nation of Tuvaltastan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mark Lirakov with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 10.33 billion Tuvalts are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosibirsk. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tuvaltastanian economy, worth 804 trillion Kiribs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,901 Kiribs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuvaltastan's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuvaltastan is ranked 209,685th in the world and 8,257th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,614thMost Influential: 2,710thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,976thBest Weather: 4,036thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,214thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,907thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,911thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,475thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,845thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,893rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,343rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,896thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,310thMost Cultured: 14,506thMost Secular: 17,339thHealthiest Citizens: 17,623rdMost Stationary: 18,461stLargest Governments: 18,865thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,581stMost Inclusive: 20,829thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,969thNicest Citizens: 21,249thHighest Economic Output: 21,341stMost Rebellious Youth: 21,968thSmartest Citizens: 22,095th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 99th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 105th in the regionBest Weather: 127th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 145th in the regionMost Influential: 151st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 166th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 186th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 189th in the regionLargest Populations: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 240th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 251st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 265th in the regionMost Stationary: 274th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 284th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 315th in the regionMost Cultured: 376th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 392nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 398th in the regionNudest: 443rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 489th in the regionLargest Governments: 519th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 534th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 577th in the regionMost Secular: 589th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 609th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 627th in the regionMost Inclusive: 718th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 772nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 782nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 791st in the regionMost Developed: 863rd in the region

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