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The Waldgängers of Turulorszag

“The Anarch is to Anarchist, as Monarch to Monarchist”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Osiris

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The Waldgängers of Turulorszag is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.945 billion Turulyars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Welfare and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sárkány Vár. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The strong Turulorszagian economy, worth a remarkable 2,035 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 145,972 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and escalators are avoided at all costs. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turulorszag's national animal is the Golden Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pan-Turkic Shamanism.

Turulorszag is ranked 245,226th in the world and 8,242nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.2 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1stBest Weather: 59thMost Beautiful Environments: 64thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 237thHighest Crime Rates: 590thLargest Black Market: 856thMost Armed: 1,097thMost Secular: 2,096thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,591stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,590thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,800thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,988thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,952ndMost Stationary: 6,328thLargest Governments: 7,447thHighest Economic Output: 8,137thHealthiest Citizens: 11,646thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,082ndTop
Most Influential: 12,347thMost Cultured: 14,031stHighest Average Incomes: 15,155thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,963rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,962ndLargest Populations: 19,050thRudest Citizens: 22,831stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,743rd
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Armed: 39th in the regionMost Secular: 69th in the regionMost Stationary: 76th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 168th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Influential: 215th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 296th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 336th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 345th in the regionLargest Governments: 374th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 469th in the regionRudest Citizens: 528th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 619th in the regionNudest: 626th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 645th in the regionMost Cultured: 766th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 771st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 774th in the region

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