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The Great Bountiful Empire of TURTLESHROOM II

“The Future Is In the Past!”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
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Location: Valkia

Regional Influence: Power


The Great Bountiful Empire of TURTLESHROOM II is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsars Outtacountry and Olvia and Wip with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.956 billion TurtleShroomers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesboro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.2%.

The frighteningly efficient TurtleShroomian economy, worth a remarkable 5,161 trillion Scrips a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 369,858 Scrips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,104,043 per year while the poor average 31,649, a ratio of 66.5 to 1.

Skateparks can be found in every city, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, government policy is dictated by Christianity, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURTLESHROOM II's national animal is the Nangnang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

TURTLESHROOM II is ranked 18,642nd in the world and 2nd in Valkia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 66.48 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Devout: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 111thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 153rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 201stMost Ignorant Citizens: 214thMost Efficient Economies: 389thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 458thLargest Insurance Industry: 678thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 935thLowest Crime Rates: 935thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,044thHighest Average Incomes: 1,067thRudest Citizens: 1,074thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,128thLargest Mining Sector: 1,274thLargest Governments: 1,359thSafest: 1,361stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,499thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,714thHighest Economic Output: 1,964thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,189thBest Weather: 2,262ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,318thTop
Most Primitive: 2,781stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,115thFattest Citizens: 3,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,897thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,318thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,971stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,044thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,783rdMost Stationary: 9,595thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,629thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,654thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,407thMost Influential: 13,756thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,028thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,642ndLargest Populations: 19,230thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,820th

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