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The Royal Rumble of Turpir Hoes

“Find Serenity in Total Equality”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Anteria

Regional Influence: Squire


The Royal Rumble of Turpir Hoes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Stevie Nicks with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 3.077 billion Acolytes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nordrasil. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Devoted economy, worth 409 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,986 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is totally unknown. Turpir Hoes's national animal is the White Winged Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dreams.

Turpir Hoes is ranked 73,735th in the world and 153rd in Anteria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,150.43 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,883rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,581stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,499thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,355thMost Cultured: 9,104thBest Weather: 9,370thMost Influential: 9,723rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,674thLargest Black Market: 11,771stLargest Retail Industry: 11,777thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,188thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,430thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,605thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,762ndMost Secular: 12,766thMost Developed: 12,858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,984thMost Pacifist: 13,590thMost Inclusive: 14,574thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,463rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,775thSmartest Citizens: 16,208thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,072ndHighest Average Incomes: 18,803rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,973rd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the region

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