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The Nomadic Peoples of Turkainia

“Roll Forward and Prosper”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Appalcadia

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Nomadic Peoples of Turkainia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Turkey Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.591 billion Turkeys are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turkainia. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Turkainian economy, worth 72.3 trillion Cliks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,420 Cliks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Turkainia offered the words "peace be upon you", getting a haircut is a punishable offence, and many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkainia's national animal is the Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Violetism.

Turkainia is ranked 43,896th in the world and 4th in Appalcadia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,113.17 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Primitive: 2,012thTop
Nudest: 3,678thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,621stTop
Most Conservative: 12,825thMost Authoritarian: 14,013thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,117thMost Devout: 19,480thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,245th

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