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The Transhuman Hive of Turbeaux

“Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Transhuman Hive of Turbeaux is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Sheng-ji Yang with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.196 billion Transhumans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacelle. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Transhuman economy, worth a remarkable 2,426 trillion turbines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 391,630 turbines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mind Worm is one of the most popular forenames in Turbeaux, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turbeaux's national animal is the mind worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quantum Mechanics.

Turbeaux is ranked 12,305th in the world and 10th in Forest for Most Politically Free, scoring 92.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Advanced Public Education: 67thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 95thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 140thRudest Citizens: 178thMost Inclusive: 206thLargest Welfare Programs: 223rdMost Rebellious Youth: 262ndHighest Crime Rates: 287thHighest Poor Incomes: 293rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 337thMost Subsidized Industry: 358thMost Beautiful Environments: 450thMost Armed: 451stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 464thMost Influential: 499thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 561stLargest Black Market: 617thHighest Average Incomes: 802ndFattest Citizens: 892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 929thLargest Governments: 981stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,168thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,194thMost Efficient Economies: 1,251stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,272ndNicest Citizens: 1,273rdMost Secular: 1,390thSmartest Citizens: 1,402ndMost Cultured: 1,434thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,453rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,724thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,093rdBest Weather: 2,119thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,227thHighest Drug Use: 2,399thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,782ndNudest: 4,363rdHighest Economic Output: 5,791stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,172ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,802ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,013thMost Pacifist: 11,022ndMost Politically Free: 12,305thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,630thMost Stationary: 18,143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 19,254th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 39th in the region

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