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The Sylvan Hivə of Turbeaux

“Not only doəs God play dicə, thə dicə arə loadəd.”

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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Sylvan Hivə of Turbeaux is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Shəng-ji Yang with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.401 billion Transhumans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacəllə. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sylvan economy, worth a remarkable 4,491 trillion gluons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 431,812 gluons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turbeaux's national animal is the mind worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quantum Məchanics.

Turbeaux is ranked 245,802nd in the world and 331st in Forest for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Education: 47thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 50thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67thLargest Welfare Programs: 167thMost Rebellious Youth: 209thRudest Citizens: 223rdMost Inclusive: 257thHighest Crime Rates: 263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 283rdHighest Poor Incomes: 289thMost Valuable International Artwork: 289thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 307thMost Influential: 360thMost Beautiful Environments: 362ndMost Armed: 422ndLargest Black Market: 462ndMost Subsidized Industry: 510thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 550thHighest Food Quality: 627thHighest Average Incomes: 700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 788thFattest Citizens: 824thLargest Governments: 830thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,037thMost Cultured: 1,174thSmartest Citizens: 1,175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,192ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,245thMost Secular: 1,291stNicest Citizens: 1,305thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,356thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,618thBest Weather: 1,674thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,099thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,679thHighest Economic Output: 3,048thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,732ndNudest: 4,437thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,339thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,406thLargest Retail Industry: 7,769thMost Pacifist: 7,905thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,997thTop
Most Stationary: 13,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,398thMost Politically Free: 20,866th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the region

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