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The Sylvan Hivə of Turbeaux

“Not only doəs God play dicə, thə dicə arə loadəd.”

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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Sylvan Hivə of Turbeaux is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Shəng-ji Yang with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.751 billion Transhumans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacəllə. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sylvan economy, worth a remarkable 3,305 trillion gluons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 426,489 gluons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turbeaux's national animal is the mind worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quantum Məchanics.

Turbeaux is ranked 1,146th in the world and 21st in Forest for Most Secular, with 99.12 Atheism Rate.

Most Advanced Public Education: 44thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70thRudest Citizens: 140thLargest Welfare Programs: 155thMost Inclusive: 167thMost Valuable International Artwork: 186thMost Rebellious Youth: 200thHighest Crime Rates: 232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 250thHighest Poor Incomes: 273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 317thMost Armed: 349thMost Subsidized Industry: 352ndMost Influential: 378thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 404thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 495thLargest Black Market: 501stHighest Average Incomes: 605thHighest Average Tax Rates: 707thFattest Citizens: 715thLargest Governments: 734thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 864thMost Efficient Economies: 996thNicest Citizens: 1,016thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,047thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,072ndMost Cultured: 1,090thSmartest Citizens: 1,105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,108thMost Secular: 1,146thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,155thBest Weather: 1,464thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,557thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,779thHighest Drug Use: 1,940thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,835thHighest Economic Output: 4,142ndNudest: 4,658thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,526thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,046thLargest Retail Industry: 7,140thMost Pacifist: 8,380thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,229thTop
Most Politically Free: 14,892ndMost Stationary: 16,308thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,829th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 47th in the region

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