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The Khaganate of Turanian Utopia

“Turks will bring justice to Earth when conquered it”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Unproven


The Khaganate of Turanian Utopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Great Khagan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 2.112 billion Turks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ötüken. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Turkic economy, worth 165 trillion Turanian Liramanats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 78,583 Turanian Liramanats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Great Khagan have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and golden statues of Blue Wolves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turanian Utopia's national animal is the Blue Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Turanian Utopia is ranked 14,878th in the world and 231st in 10000 Islands for Largest Governments, scoring 29.33 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Authoritarian: 4,216thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,354thMost Devout: 7,757thLowest Crime Rates: 8,530thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,966thMost Income Equality: 8,972ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,758thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,253rdMost Conservative: 10,360thSafest: 11,095thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,261stBest Weather: 12,948thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,181stLargest Governments: 14,878thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,925thMost Cultured: 17,166thMost Extreme: 18,590thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,725thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,817th
Most Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionMost Income Equality: 32nd in the regionMost Conservative: 35th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 106th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 112th in the region

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