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The Vala Ainur of Tulkas Champion of the Valar

“Tulkas, whose anger passes like a mighty wind”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Valinor

Regional Influence: Diplomat

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The Vala Ainur of Tulkas Champion of the Valar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Will of Eru with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.126 billion Tulkas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melamar. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tulkas economy, worth 302 trillion Light of the Valars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 96,681 Light of the Valars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, TCOTV-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tulkas Champion of the Valar's national animal is the Secret Fire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of Eru.

Tulkas Champion of the Valar is ranked 30,622nd in the world and 3rd in Valinor for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,168.09 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,584thHealthiest Citizens: 16,479thMost Authoritarian: 17,046thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,079thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 21,652ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,945thMost Conservative: 27,473rdMost Patriotic: 29,163rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 30,829thBest Weather: 30,880thMost Devout: 33,416thLowest Crime Rates: 33,757th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the region

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