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The Empire of Tsvetania

“Peace Through Power”

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The Empire of Tsvetania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tsvetan the Great with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.794 billion Tsvetanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsvetanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion adens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 262,479 adens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, it is often said that only Tsvetan the Great could bring down Dàguó, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, and the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans. Crime is totally unknown. Tsvetania's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

Tsvetania is ranked 3,357^th in the world and 102^nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 62.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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