The Empire of Tsvetania
“Peace Through Power”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Empire of Tsvetania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tsvetan the Great with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.794 billion Tsvetanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Tsvetanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion adens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 262,479 adens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, it is often said that only Tsvetan the Great could bring down Dàguó, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, and the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans. Crime is totally unknown. Tsvetania's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
- : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
- : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, it is often said that only Tsvetan the Great could bring down Dàguó.
- : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
- : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, Tsvetania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Tsvetania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
- : Tsvetania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Tsvetania was endorsed by The Free Land of Isle of Glastonbury.
- : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
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