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The Empire of Tsauruvia

“Welcome, You've Been Black Bagged.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Empire of Tsauruvia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tsar Ravenna Inhethero Czarvidiom with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, fear of technology, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.137 billion Tsauruvians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sired Reteka. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Tsauruvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion Czardoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 73,447 Czardoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concussed Brown Bearball players cannot remember their lineup position, most academic research has ground to a halt, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsauruvia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Czarvitanity.

Tsauruvia is ranked 224,080th in the world and 109th in The Alliance of Dictators for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.25 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 306thMost Devout: 686thLowest Crime Rates: 1,005thMost Primitive: 1,027thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,161stLargest Governments: 1,654thMost Conservative: 1,993rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,190thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,874thMost Authoritarian: 2,980thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,687thBest Weather: 5,836thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,263rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,632ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,474thHealthiest Citizens: 10,672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,557thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,344thLargest Populations: 14,374thHighest Economic Output: 15,484thMost Income Equality: 15,757thMost Extreme: 16,520thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,791st
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the region

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