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The Decentralized Authority of Tsaivao

“Ride on the tailwind, and dive when they least expect.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: The Helysian Chasm

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Decentralized Authority of Tsaivao is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by General-President Lutsao Baije with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.321 billion Vao live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lenku Ve. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The powerhouse Vao economy, worth 191 trillion kons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 82,420 kons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", euthanasia is legal, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tsaivao's national animal is the Jenggi Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tsaivao is ranked 161,160th in the world and 7th in The Helysian Chasm for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Nudest: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 770thRudest Citizens: 1,269thMost Armed: 1,408thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,635thHighest Drug Use: 1,642ndTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,611thFattest Citizens: 2,864thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,996thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,585thLargest Retail Industry: 4,052ndMost Avoided: 4,688thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,483rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,966thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,492ndMost Politically Free: 15,368thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,394thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,677thMost Extreme: 20,987thMost Inclusive: 21,422nd
Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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