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The Dictatorship of Trumpenisia

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The Dictatorship of Trumpenisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Adolf Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.009 billion Trumpenisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trumpland. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trumpenisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,745 trillion Humans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 521,913 Humans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Edutainment video games are taking Trumpenisia's students to the next level, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Trumpland, the government byline is that a media campaign a day keeps international criticism at bay, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trumpenisia's national animal is the Sheeple, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trumpism.

Trumpenisia is ranked 72,367^th in the world and 2,079^th in Lazarus for Most Extreme, scoring 27.14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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