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The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la

“Same As It Ever Was”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Olaf the Insane Troll with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.982 billion Trolls love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anyanka. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The Troll-la-lan economy, worth a remarkable 2,816 trillion singles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is 97,178 singles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troll-la-lan husbands are dead good at fathering kids, all the playground's a stage for Troll-la-lan schoolchildren, superfoods are often seen as supervillains, and jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll-la-la's national animal is the puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Troll-la-la is ranked 8,503rd in the world and 17th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.16 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 335thMost Cheerful Citizens: 577thBest Weather: 621stMost Rebellious Youth: 644thMost Beautiful Environments: 931stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,095thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,463rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,575thMost Pacifist: 1,577thNicest Citizens: 1,838thSafest: 2,204thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,526thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,675thLargest Populations: 2,727thLargest Governments: 2,838thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,994thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,690thMost Devout: 3,867thHealthiest Citizens: 4,434thHighest Economic Output: 5,274thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,772ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,214thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,255thMost Cultured: 8,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,503rdMost Inclusive: 8,593rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,969thSmartest Citizens: 11,256thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 16,428thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,435thMost Income Equality: 18,277thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,446thMost Stationary: 19,068thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,351st
Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the region

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