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The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la

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The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Olaf the Insane Troll with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.982 billion Trolls love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anyanka. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The Troll-la-lan economy, worth a remarkable 2,816 trillion singles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is 97,178 singles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troll-la-lan husbands are dead good at fathering kids, all the playground's a stage for Troll-la-lan schoolchildren, superfoods are often seen as supervillains, and jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll-la-la's national animal is the puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Troll-la-la is ranked 8,503^rd in the world and 17^th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.16 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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