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The Allied States of Troglod

“God no.”

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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Allied States of Troglod is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, feral children, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 261 million Troglodytes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The powerhouse Troglodian economy, worth 29.6 trillion stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 113,341 stones, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 645,872 per year while the poor average 9,661, a ratio of 66.9 to 1.

Billions of stones are being poured into a space program, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Troglod's national animal is the Snake lizard thing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Troglod is ranked 5,349th in the world and 142nd in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 106,994.29 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,983rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,089thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,219thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,396thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,655thFattest Citizens: 5,050thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,349thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,353rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,674thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,432ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,140thMost Avoided: 8,438thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,401stMost Influential: 11,232ndTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,856thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,750thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,034th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 123rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 142nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 157th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 161st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 163rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 235th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 252nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 283rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 295th in the regionMost Avoided: 372nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 404th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 441st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 511th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 593rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 690th in the regionMost Influential: 709th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 739th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 791st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 805th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 45 » Volaworand, Jehenna, Marinho Islands, Amerion, Corgitopiaa, Qvait, Tepertopia, Erinor, Beepee, Conexia, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Nowa Europa, Belschaft, Holota, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Treir, Scu Greinne, Greenval, PenguinPies, Yeses, Shuckle Empire, Death to democracy, Wehraboos, Rebel-topia, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Aumeltopia, Ebonhand, Farengeto, Sandaoguo, Purple Hyacinth, Bichedder, Eskvenn, Holy Free, Ipugao, Libedistan, Westenhald, Ceutalia, Sedunn, Gonrati, New Belgrade, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, and Freavia.