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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia

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Location: Scandinavia

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.193 billion Trixmonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 34,193 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 810,417 ISSP Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,695,053 per year while the poor average 39,244, a ratio of 145 to 1.

Netizens fiercely argue over who loves Trix the Third more, cities are engulfed by smog, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.

Trixmonia is ranked 259,746th in the world and 52nd in Scandinavia for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.3 bananas ingested per day.

Most Stationary: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 18thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thHighest Economic Output: 22ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 30thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30thLargest Mining Sector: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45thHighest Average Incomes: 47thMost Avoided: 49thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 52ndMost Corrupt Governments: 65thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 72ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 72ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75thMost Secular: 89thMost Scientifically Advanced: 96thLargest Agricultural Sector: 97thLargest Populations: 99thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 100thMost Patriotic: 108thMost Armed: 139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 168thFattest Citizens: 253rdMost Efficient Economies: 452ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 482ndLargest Retail Industry: 510thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 866thSmartest Citizens: 947thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,311thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,330thLargest Governments: 1,337thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,493rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,544thRudest Citizens: 2,188thLargest Black Market: 2,551stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,335thMost Influential: 6,852ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,548thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,620th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the region

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