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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia |
“Why bother?”
Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Scandinavia |
Regional Influence: Diplomat |
The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.332 billion Trixmonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 31,593 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 803,254 ISSP Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,205,279 per year while the poor average 27,441, a ratio of 226 to 1.
Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, slavers are real nutters, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.
Trixmonia is ranked 46th in the world and 2nd in Scandinavia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 31,626.79 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Trixmonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
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Trixmonia, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
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Trixmonia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
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Trixmonia, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
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Trixmonia, slavers are real nutters.
- : Following new legislation in
Trixmonia, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
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Trixmonia, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
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Trixmonia, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
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Trixmonia, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
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Trixmonia, grocery store cereal aisles resemble a Piet Mondrian work.