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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia

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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.193 billion Trixmonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 34,193 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 810,417 ISSP Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,695,053 per year while the poor average 39,244, a ratio of 145 to 1.

Netizens fiercely argue over who loves Trix the Third more, cities are engulfed by smog, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.

Trixmonia is ranked 259,746^th in the world and 52^nd in Scandinavia for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.3 bananas ingested per day.

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