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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia

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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 47.751 billion Trixmonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 39,699 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 831,386 ISSP Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,442,472 per year while the poor average 81,622, a ratio of 54.4 to 1.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, reddish-brown is the new black, and the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.

Trixmonia is ranked 336,648^th in the world and 53^rd in Scandinavia for Most Cultured, scoring -69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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