The Republic of Trisha Cappelletti
“My dress doesn't match black.”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Republic of Trisha Cappelletti is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.191 billion Trisha Cappellettians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Trisha Cappellettian economy, worth 606 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,784 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Organ donation rates have hit a new low, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, public nudity is compulsory, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trisha Cappelletti's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Trisha Cappelletti's influence in Topid rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Trisha Cappelletti's influence in Topid rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Trisha Cappelletti's influence in Topid rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Trisha Cappelletti's influence in Topid rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Trisha Cappelletti relocated from Lazarus to Topid.
- : Trisha Cappelletti was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Trisha Cappelletti ceased to exist in Topid.
- : Trisha Cappelletti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Zombified, and Most Dead.
- : Trisha Cappelletti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Trisha Cappelletti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.