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The Most Serene Republic of Trinibago

“Through service, Devotion to god.”

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The Most Serene Republic of Trinibago is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.779 billion Trinibagonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Cruz. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Trinibagoan economy, worth 279 trillion Pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,974 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks", Jennifer Government is banned, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good", and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinibago's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian Science.

Trinibago is ranked 7,607^th in the world and 1^st in Global Union Consortium for Most Primitive, scoring 106.34 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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