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The Grand Nuggetian Kingdom of Trinchet

“Chicken Nuggets will save our lives”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Newcomer

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The Grand Nuggetian Kingdom of Trinchet is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Jeremy Capuchino with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.005 billion Trinchetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waka Waka. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Trinchetian economy, worth 670 trillion Nuggetian Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,076 Nuggetian Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mollycoddled youths run the country, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Trinchet has found 5 easter eggs), and President Jeremy Capuchino's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trinchet's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nuggetism.

Trinchet is ranked 259,952nd in the world and 8,360th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 14.97646263728 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,789thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,843rdMost Influential: 2,102ndTop
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Most Politically Free: 3,025thLargest Retail Industry: 3,418thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,722ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,229thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,310thMost Inclusive: 6,644thFattest Citizens: 7,226thHighest Average Incomes: 7,417thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,989thHighest Food Quality: 9,639thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,063rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,507thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,733rdMost Cultured: 10,907thNicest Citizens: 11,399thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,624thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,982ndLargest Governments: 12,800thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,896thLargest Black Market: 13,273rdSmartest Citizens: 13,451stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,114thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,325thNudest: 15,936thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,604thMost Developed: 17,245thMost Armed: 17,916thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,936thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,317thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,975thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,325thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,556thHighest Drug Use: 23,795thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,774thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,824thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,128thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,446thMost Secular: 28,340th
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Most Influential: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 106th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 108th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 157th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 192nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 201st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 269th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 285th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 317th in the regionMost Inclusive: 318th in the regionMost Extreme: 347th in the regionFattest Citizens: 350th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 369th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 384th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 495th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 532nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 551st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 577th in the regionMost Cultured: 595th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 638th in the regionNicest Citizens: 642nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 696th in the regionNudest: 696th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 700th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 706th in the regionLargest Governments: 711th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 753rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 866th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 929th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 979th in the regionMost Armed: 1,007th in the region

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