Spotlight on:
The Grand Nuggetian Kingdom of Trinchet |
“Chicken Nuggets will save our lives”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Grand Nuggetian Kingdom of Trinchet is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Jeremy Capuchino with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.005 billion Trinchetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waka Waka. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Trinchetian economy, worth 670 trillion Nuggetian Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,076 Nuggetian Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Mollycoddled youths run the country, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Trinchet has found 5 easter eggs), and President Jeremy Capuchino's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trinchet's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nuggetism.
Trinchet is ranked 259,952nd in the world and 8,360th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 14.97646263728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Trinchet, President Jeremy Capuchino's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Trinchet, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Trinchet has found 5 easter eggs).
- : Trinchet's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Trinchet, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians.
- : Trinchet's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Following new legislation in Trinchet, mollycoddled youths run the country.
- : Trinchet's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Trinchet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Trinchet, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
- : Following new legislation in Trinchet, the Trinchetian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.