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The People's Republic of Triflusia |
“United, Glorious, Victorious.”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: the West Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The People's Republic of Triflusia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charles May with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.483 billion Triflusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayburg. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Triflusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,673 trillion folksmanis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 412,385 folksmanis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Triflusians have replaced bears in a popular idiom, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, vacationing Triflusians expect to be treated as royalty, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triflusia's national animal is the grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Redmaism.
Triflusia is ranked 1,388th in the world and 32nd in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 4,974 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Triflusia, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
- : Following new legislation in Triflusia, vacationing Triflusians expect to be treated as royalty.
- : Following new legislation in Triflusia, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.
- : Following new legislation in Triflusia, Triflusians have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in Triflusia, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Triflusia, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in Triflusia, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
- : Following new legislation in Triflusia, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Grey Wolf Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in Triflusia, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
- : Following new legislation in Triflusia, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.