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The Money Farm of TriangularS

“Can't mind game the mindless.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Money Farm of TriangularS is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lúcius with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.541 billion TriangularSians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigonal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.4%.

The frighteningly efficient TriangularSian economy, worth 214 trillion Human Hearts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,053 Human Hearts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,248,978 per year while the poor average 1,956, a ratio of 638 to 1.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, and Max Barry is this year's Miss TriangularS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TriangularS's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Pursuit of Money.

TriangularS is ranked 16,701st in the world and 875th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 69.7 quips per hour.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 758thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,558thTop
Most Influential: 3,416thLargest Retail Industry: 6,015thRudest Citizens: 7,500thMost Efficient Economies: 9,114thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,180thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,238thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,055thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,171stHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,372ndHighest Food Quality: 15,081stMost Developed: 15,484thSmartest Citizens: 16,701stMost Inclusive: 17,250thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,363rdMost Cultured: 18,478thHighest Average Incomes: 18,722ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,485thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,520thMost Secular: 21,575thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,907thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,673rdMost Advanced Public Education: 26,005th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 286th in the regionRudest Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 412th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 442nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 451st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 457th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 489th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 518th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 608th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 746th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 804th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 838th in the regionMost Developed: 850th in the regionMost Influential: 850th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 861st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 875th in the regionMost Cultured: 914th in the regionMost Inclusive: 969th in the regionMost Secular: 992nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,019th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,027th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,169th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,179th in the region

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