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The Republic of Triad Toys

“We buy by the case.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Republic of Triad Toys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tyrus Kilemah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.967 billion Triad Toysians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Public Transport, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of G4H. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Triad Toysian economy, worth a remarkable 2,657 trillion ALPHAS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,693 ALPHAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service, and the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Tyrus Kilemah's rear echelons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Triad Toys's national animal is the EVA, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Triad Toys is ranked 13,722nd in the world and 300th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 40.67 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Stationary: 1,328thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,787thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,319thLargest Black Market: 2,468thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,484thLargest Populations: 6,668thHighest Economic Output: 6,722ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,477thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,849thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,279thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,335thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,742ndMost Influential: 13,662ndTop
Most Patriotic: 13,722ndMost Authoritarian: 15,451stLargest Governments: 16,213thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,626thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,372ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,143rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,564thLargest Mining Sector: 24,286thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,550th
Most Stationary: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 80th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 210th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 233rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 253rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 263rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 300th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 322nd in the regionLargest Governments: 437th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 505th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 553rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 567th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 651st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 672nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 682nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 719th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 814th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 854th in the regionMost Influential: 924th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,134th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,228th in the region

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