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The Desert Hellhole of Tremulistan

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The Desert Hellhole of Tremulistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonel Lance Degraff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.431 billion Tremulistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tremulehr. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremulistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,766 trillion Nobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,109 Nobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Tremulehr make great practice for foreign snipers, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Tremulehr" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, and both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tremulistan's national animal is the Bonobo Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fundamentalism.

Tremulistan is ranked 1,063^rd in the world and 30^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 245,371.42 Standard Monetary Units.

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