Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Desert Hellhole of Tremulistan

“Faith sets you free”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Page


The Desert Hellhole of Tremulistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonel Lance Degraff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.431 billion Tremulistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tremulehr. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremulistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,766 trillion Nobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,109 Nobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Tremulehr make great practice for foreign snipers, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Tremulehr" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, and both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tremulistan's national animal is the Bonobo Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fundamentalism.

Tremulistan is ranked 1,063rd in the world and 30th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 245,371.42 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 195thMost Ignorant Citizens: 269thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 364thMost Devout: 435thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 504thLargest Mining Sector: 571stLargest Insurance Industry: 648thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 730thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 769thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 791stFattest Citizens: 820thMost Stationary: 900thMost Avoided: 974thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,063rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,379thMost Primitive: 1,483rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,499thHighest Economic Output: 1,590thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,711thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,009thTop
Most Influential: 2,487thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,597thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,728thHighest Average Incomes: 3,630thLargest Populations: 4,899thLargest Black Market: 5,133rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,038thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,720thLowest Crime Rates: 7,757thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,177thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,350thLargest Retail Industry: 15,022ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,341stMost Efficient Economies: 19,260thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,429th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Primitive: 79th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 196th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 201st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 227th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 234th in the regionMost Influential: 280th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 321st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 405th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 460th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 467th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 540th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 608th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 621st in the regionRudest Citizens: 659th in the regionLargest Governments: 752nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 778th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 111 » Beepee, Erinor, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Volaworand, Tsunamy, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, USNE2018, Rebel-topia, Aumeltopia, Kringalia, Farengeto, Sandaoguo, Direwolf1, Sedunn, Wehraboos, Xandev, The Filippinas, Yeldarbsland, Dasko, Drugged Monkeys, PenguinPies, Amerion, The Solar System Scope, Aurcania, Land Without Shrimp, New Briantown, Qvait, Mapico, Fasire, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, Darakin, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Curlyhoward, Kandorith, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Anserisa, The Worst army of, Techganet, Baltenlands, Marinho Islands, Gonrati, Shefino, Auphelia, and 61 others.Springhollow, Compli, Laamiva, Corgitopiaa, Lesinteil, Markla, Belschaft, Midand, Royaltica, Andinla, Concrete Slab, Myness, Myndia, Maerist, Tepertopia, Abarri, Merevane, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Alfama, Brunier, Zataras, Rabbitz, Nowa Europa, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Apartment 11F, Rotenaplistan, Drystar, Euro Pacifica, The Imperial Frost Federation, Blondiesland, Wakandan Tribes, Lionstrapower, Treir, Synarion, Wallechi, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Scu Greinne, Holota, Qawe, The Altan, WI SD EA D, Seythennia, Death to democracy, Unojo, Conexia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Proctethia, Bichedder, Libedistan, Westenhald, Carrelie, Doundaly, Hellafare, New Belgrade, The United Australian States, Freavia, Haure Cornaia, New Goldman, and Ipugao.