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The Mumble-n-Mumbling Listerine of Traveling Swallowing Dramamine |
“I said what I said that I'd tell ya”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Stereo Hearts |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Mumble-n-Mumbling Listerine of Traveling Swallowing Dramamine is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Isaac Brock with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.042 billion Traveling Swallowing Dramamineans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Interstate 8. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Traveling Swallowing Dramaminean economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion modests a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 119,474 modests, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 544,967 per year while the poor average 15,982, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.
Pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, the face of Isaac Brock is a permanent feature of the Interstate 8 skyline, and if the best leaders are those who don't want to lead then Isaac Brock's lack of leadership must be a great leadership quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traveling Swallowing Dramamine's national animal is the mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is traveling swallowing dramamine.
Traveling Swallowing Dramamine is ranked 200,387th in the world and 88th in Stereo Hearts for Most Stationary, with 46.97012966132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Traveling Swallowing Dramamine, if the best leaders are those who don't want to lead then Isaac Brock's lack of leadership must be a great leadership quality.
- : Following new legislation in Traveling Swallowing Dramamine, the face of Isaac Brock is a permanent feature of the Interstate 8 skyline.
- : Following new legislation in Traveling Swallowing Dramamine, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
- : Following new legislation in Traveling Swallowing Dramamine, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion.
- : Following new legislation in Traveling Swallowing Dramamine, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
- : Following new legislation in Traveling Swallowing Dramamine, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Following new legislation in Traveling Swallowing Dramamine, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in Traveling Swallowing Dramamine, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
- : Following new legislation in Traveling Swallowing Dramamine, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
- : Following new legislation in Traveling Swallowing Dramamine, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order.