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The Mumble-n-Mumbling Listerine of Traveling Swallowing Dramamine

“I said what I said that I'd tell ya”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Mumble-n-Mumbling Listerine of Traveling Swallowing Dramamine is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Isaac Brock with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 5.728 billion Traveling Swallowing Dramamineans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Interstate 8. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Traveling Swallowing Dramaminean economy, worth 510 trillion modests a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,142 modests, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, Isaac Brock's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traveling Swallowing Dramamine's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is traveling swallowing dramamine.

Traveling Swallowing Dramamine is ranked 86,783rd in the world and 1,233rd in Artificial Solar System for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,862.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Armed: 6,161stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,068thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,635thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,340thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,184thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,748thMost Conservative: 19,928thNicest Citizens: 21,138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,522nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 61st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 130th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 139th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 140th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 154th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 157th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 165th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 174th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Conservative: 243rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 296th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 303rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 329th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 350th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 359th in the regionMost Inclusive: 412th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 419th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 422nd in the regionBest Weather: 428th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 489th in the region

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