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The Mumble-n-Mumbling Listerine of Traveling Swallowing Dramamine

“I said what I said that I'd tell ya”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Stereo Hearts

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Mumble-n-Mumbling Listerine of Traveling Swallowing Dramamine is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Isaac Brock with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.042 billion Traveling Swallowing Dramamineans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Interstate 8. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Traveling Swallowing Dramaminean economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion modests a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 119,474 modests, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 544,967 per year while the poor average 15,982, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, the face of Isaac Brock is a permanent feature of the Interstate 8 skyline, and if the best leaders are those who don't want to lead then Isaac Brock's lack of leadership must be a great leadership quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traveling Swallowing Dramamine's national animal is the mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is traveling swallowing dramamine.

Traveling Swallowing Dramamine is ranked 200,387th in the world and 88th in Stereo Hearts for Most Stationary, with 46.97012966132 days.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7,374thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,895thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,010thMost Devout: 13,501stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,047thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,261stMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,261stMost Developed: 20,337thLowest Crime Rates: 20,555thMost Patriotic: 22,898thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,482ndLargest Black Market: 25,015thMost Efficient Economies: 26,046thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,294thHighest Economic Output: 27,257thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,507thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,663rdMost Subsidized Industry: 28,790th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the region

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