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The United Socialist States of Transovakia

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

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The United Socialist States of Transovakia is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 135 million Transovakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Transovakian economy, worth 8.09 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 59,909 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigration test hopefuls are taught immigrant blood is purple, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set, priests are being drafted by the church load, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transovakia's national animal is the grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Transovakia is ranked 181,031^st in the world and 27^th in Leninglad for Most Stationary, with 27.79552387752 days.

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