Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Democratic Republic of Transbiansylvania

“Paradise must start somewhere”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:

Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Democratic Republic of Transbiansylvania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Secretary Juanita Salinas with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.192 billion Transbiansylvanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marshagrad. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Transbiansylvanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,303 trillion Ludoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 181,245 Ludoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, First Secretary Juanita Salinas is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, builders across Transbiansylvania are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Transbiansylvania's national animal is the coastal timber rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Transbiansylvania is ranked 270,901st in the world and 1,758th in The Communist Bloc for Most Avoided, scoring 0.47 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Influential: 522ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,312thMost Inclusive: 1,577thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,582ndNicest Citizens: 1,704thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,797thHighest Food Quality: 2,045thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,413thMost Cultured: 2,527thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,664thTop
Most Developed: 2,891stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,198thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,524thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,697thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,829thSmartest Citizens: 3,887thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,231stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,235thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,241stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,273rdLargest Governments: 4,528thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,605thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,927thMost Pacifist: 4,929thSafest: 4,971stHealthiest Citizens: 5,080thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,789thMost Efficient Economies: 5,823rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,212thBest Weather: 8,126thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,869thHighest Average Incomes: 9,847thNudest: 9,997thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,192ndMost Secular: 10,866thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,912thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,583rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 16,107thMost Stationary: 18,910thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,337thMost Income Equality: 25,516th
Most Influential: 18th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 52nd in the regionMost Stationary: 52nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Developed: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 71st in the regionNudest: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 93rd in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 99th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 101st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 104th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 105th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 117th in the regionSafest: 119th in the regionMost Pacifist: 127th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 129th in the regionLargest Populations: 145th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 149th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 151st in the regionBest Weather: 170th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 179th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 179th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 182nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 93 » Kethania, Marxmeans, Shamian, Huelistan, Liliumtopia, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Uinted Communist of Africa, New Soviet States of America, Vulga, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Saint Shepard, Soviet Felines, Illeron, Saint Ignis, Debordan, Dudaev, Comancon, Keeglestan, Kdogistan, United States of Buffaloia, Phallas, Itre, Greater Nitrania, North Fluedan, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Thebrin, Karelianastan, Rothnia, Ganjallia, Luftetia, Koshuri, The Tsardom of Muscovy, Bibliophilius, Socialist Heronia, Soviet Canuckia, Picuros, Itilien, Whatevernext, Feyrisshire, Council of America, Bruzzundunga, Floreznia, Solova, Tranbian, Mallissa, Brauengen, Proletariana, Techno Socialystiche, Free Eureve, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, and 43 others.Kheltchistan, Councilist Communes, Soviet State of Covernant, Bulcingazinchillikavia, South Merwervader Islands, Red Bull Ring, Pangeaeae, Borealian Communes, Wice, Kraykon, Omafana, The Steephills, Gillscalia, Estau, Rouvenor, The Transmanian Islands, Chalredonia, The Movion, Yutopia, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Democratic-Socialists, Socialist Balkon, Heitoria, Comuny, Sol Varvarosa, Flying-Penguins, Carrico, Estronistria, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Ma pi kulupu, Quakatistan, Exania, Respondus, Bovad, Ugriasau, RSSFR, Sith Isles, Greater Jerusalem, Manchukurun, Puaco, Colil, Marxistans, and Sankaran.