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The Canis Canis of Traianus

“Canis Canis Canis.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Yo Mama

Regional Influence: Power


The Canis Canis of Traianus is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Gazipaşa Marc Ulpy Trzayann with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.002 billion Canis'rz Triyaanaa are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tryaantzityaa. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Canttryann'r economy, worth 39.7 trillion dolaars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 39,599 dolaars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, Traianus has designated Tryaantzityaa as its capital city, and Gazipaşa Marc Ulpy Trzayann has just been declared ruler of Traianus in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traianus's national animal is the aagl.

Traianus is ranked 192,797th in the world and 2nd in Yo Mama for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 31.14 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,393rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,333rd

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