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The Republic of Townsvalley

“Veteran.”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven

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The Republic of Townsvalley is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.327 billion Citizens are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newlands. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Townsvalleyian economy, worth 596 trillion Hektes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,683 Hektes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Townsvalley's national animal is the Markhor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Townsvalley is ranked 286,331st in the world and 6,590th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 4.48546935152 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 882ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,234thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,238thMost Avoided: 2,634thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,860thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 5,572ndMost Primitive: 9,524thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,770thLargest Black Market: 11,988thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 21,395thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,603rd
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Highest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 62nd in the regionMost Avoided: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 159th in the regionLargest Black Market: 180th in the regionMost Primitive: 227th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 449th in the regionRudest Citizens: 619th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 648th in the regionMost Armed: 675th in the region

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