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The Republic of Townsvalley

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Townsvalley is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.472 billion Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Townsvalleyian economy, worth 492 trillion Hektes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,854 Hektes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Townsvalley's national animal is the Markhor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Townsvalley is ranked 268,047th in the world and 12,123rd in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -7.07 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Retail Industry: 635thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 658thMost Ignorant Citizens: 688thHighest Crime Rates: 1,106thMost Primitive: 1,211thMost Influential: 1,302ndMost Avoided: 2,151stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,501stTop
Most Authoritarian: 2,928thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,090thLargest Black Market: 7,862ndMost Conservative: 9,436thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,992ndTop
Most Secular: 19,269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,585thMost Extreme: 24,688th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Primitive: 36th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Avoided: 70th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 147th in the regionLargest Black Market: 189th in the regionMost Extreme: 216th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 220th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 300th in the regionMost Influential: 395th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 450th in the regionMost Conservative: 489th in the regionMost Armed: 555th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 655th in the regionLargest Populations: 864th in the regionMost Secular: 890th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,019th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,163rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,193rd in the region

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