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The Lololol of Townsvalley


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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Lololol of Townsvalley is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Idiot with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.072 billion Stupid degenerates enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idiotica. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient An Idiot economy, worth 411 trillion Hektes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,161 Hektes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, and the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Townsvalley's national animal is the 67, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Townsvalley is ranked 2,188th in the world and 75th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 14.63 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Retail Industry: 218thHighest Crime Rates: 941stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,289thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,777thFattest Citizens: 1,845thMost Armed: 2,188thRudest Citizens: 2,223rdTop
Most Influential: 2,610thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,784thMost Avoided: 4,200thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,905thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,470thMost Devout: 10,003rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,110thTop
Most Primitive: 13,493rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,378thLargest Black Market: 19,075thMost Cultured: 20,029thLargest Mining Sector: 21,073rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,398thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,550th
Largest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Armed: 75th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 79th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 134th in the regionRudest Citizens: 137th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 139th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 198th in the regionMost Devout: 418th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 473rd in the regionMost Primitive: 528th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 644th in the regionLargest Black Market: 737th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 757th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 762nd in the regionMost Influential: 875th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 895th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 909th in the region

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