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The Holy Empire of Totern

“Freedom from force by force”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: Catholic

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Holy Empire of Totern is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Stabler with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.838 billion Toternians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jandi. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toternian economy, worth a remarkable 2,751 trillion Tots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 232,462 Tots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and sports club owners are having a moneyball. Crime is totally unknown. Totern's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Totern is ranked 34,827th in the world and 3rd in Catholic for Highest Drug Use, scoring 105 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 684thRudest Citizens: 1,509thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,759thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,955thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,140thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,276thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,484thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,719thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,938thMost Influential: 4,260thLargest Black Market: 4,310thMost Cultured: 4,554thHighest Average Incomes: 4,874thMost Efficient Economies: 4,972ndMost Devout: 6,083rdFattest Citizens: 6,085thHighest Economic Output: 6,437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,131stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,464thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,619thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,475thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,989thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,545thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,257thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,365thLargest Governments: 12,648thSmartest Citizens: 12,653rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,835thTop
Most Developed: 13,095thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,545thMost Stationary: 13,704thLargest Mining Sector: 13,751stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,662ndMost Corrupt Governments: 15,181stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,055thHighest Food Quality: 17,124thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,080thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,497thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,171stMost Armed: 22,392ndMost Advanced Public Education: 25,114th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Christian Democrats, Fredgast, Nesque, Epeolatry, Thomas More, Castle Federation, Pri Placoon, Bagiston, and Auralia.