Spotlight on:
The Totally Totalitarian Tyranny of Totaristan |
“Totar Triomphe Toujours”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Portugal |
Regional Influence: Instigator |
The Totally Totalitarian Tyranny of Totaristan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperador Totar I with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.917 billion Totaristanos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totar City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Totaristano economy, worth a remarkable 5,073 trillion Totarias a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 340,123 Totarias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Totaristan, and Totaristan isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Totaristan's national animal is the Tanque, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dataísmo.
Totaristan is ranked 64,399th in the world and 22nd in Portugal for Most Authoritarian, with 1,461.02 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Totaristan was endorsed by The Skandar of Zakrya.
- : Totaristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Totaristan was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Kingdom of Olarista, infecting 12 million survivors.
- : Totaristan was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Kingdom of Olarista, infecting 18 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Totaristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
- : Totaristan was endorsed by The Federation of Republic Weimar.
- : Totaristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Totaristan was endorsed by The Skandar of Zakrya.
- : Totaristan was endorsed by The Reino Imperialista Social of New osethia.
- : Totaristan endorsed The Grand Empire of Valve.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 25 » Nookie Island, Athaulphia, The Portuguese Workers, Ofiussia, Olarista, Reino de Portvgal, NovaPortugalidade, Reinado Brasileiro, Cipravia, Alentejo and Algarve, Herya, Arquipelago da Coruja, Kukinalia, Samosil, Grijo, Ossela, Reino Unido da Madeira e Porto santo, New Libertalia Kingdom, Caxina, Codyn, Nea Athinae, Zinho, New osethia, Republic Weimar, and Zakrya.