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Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Federal Agency of Totally Not The FBI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, disturbing lack of elderly people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.369 billion Totally Not FBI Agents are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Classified. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Totally Not An FBI Agent economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion Badges a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,782 Badges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Totally Not The FBI's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Totally Not The FBI is ranked 27,604th in the world and 275th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,416.2200311186 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,121stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,210thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,994thNudest: 13,412thTop
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Most Armed: 18,189thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,692ndHighest Economic Output: 23,341stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,444thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,979thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25,871stMost Stationary: 27,604th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 223rd in the regionMost Stationary: 275th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 491st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 584th in the regionMost Influential: 891st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 942nd in the regionLargest Populations: 998th in the region

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