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The Free State of Topid

“He who allows oppression shares the crime.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Founderless

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98

The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.647 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 8,202 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 286,321 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,172,747 per year while the poor average 46,216, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, foreign leaders who don't applaud Alex Corvis's speeches are regarded as enemies of Topid, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 241,623rd in the world and 20th in Founderless for Most Income Equality, scoring 3.94 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 213thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 258thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 357thFattest Citizens: 585thHighest Crime Rates: 594thLargest Insurance Industry: 605thMost Avoided: 617thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 666thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 707thHighest Disposable Incomes: 738thMost Armed: 807thLargest Gambling Industry: 864thHighest Economic Output: 960thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 961stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,186thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,390thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,497thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,620thLargest Mining Sector: 1,793rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,876thLargest Retail Industry: 2,626thHighest Average Incomes: 2,639thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,112thLargest Populations: 3,493rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,708thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,129thMost Efficient Economies: 4,245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,285thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,325thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,766thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,272ndTop
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Most Cultured: 14,258thSmartest Citizens: 14,580thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,743rdLargest Black Market: 16,701stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,142ndHighest Drug Use: 22,803rdMost Pro-Market: 25,015th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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