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The Free State of Topid

“He who allows oppression shares the crime.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Founderless

Regional Influence: Vassal


Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98

The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.222 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 7,507 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 286,320 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,172,747 per year while the poor average 46,216, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, foreign leaders who don't applaud Alex Corvis's speeches are regarded as enemies of Topid, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 87,464th in the world and 27th in Founderless for Most Extreme, scoring 20.98 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 210thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 257thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 335thHighest Crime Rates: 550thFattest Citizens: 556thMost Avoided: 582ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 610thLargest Insurance Industry: 647thMost Armed: 714thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 721stHighest Disposable Incomes: 721stLargest Gambling Industry: 855thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 859thHighest Economic Output: 936thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,149thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,169thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,348thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,466thLargest Mining Sector: 1,556thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,815thLargest Retail Industry: 2,273rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,381stTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,842ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,581stLargest Populations: 3,651stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,837thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,899thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,415thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,979thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,024thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,669thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,014thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,672ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,597thMost Cultured: 14,354thSmartest Citizens: 14,601stLargest Black Market: 15,094thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,244thHighest Drug Use: 17,420thMost Pro-Market: 18,630th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the region

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