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The Private Stash of Top Shelf Marijuana

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Category: Democratic Socialists
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Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Marijuana

Regional Influence: Power


The Private Stash of Top Shelf Marijuana is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Marijuana Horticulurist with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.701 billion Top Shelf Marijuanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Marijuana Dispensary. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Top Shelf Marijuanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,765 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 188,106 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. Top Shelf Marijuana's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Marijuana.

Top Shelf Marijuana is ranked 223,537th in the world and 4th in Marijuana for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 607thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,209thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,253rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,459thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,545thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,636thBest Weather: 1,777thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,384thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,560thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,769thMost Pacifist: 2,793rdMost Cultured: 2,840thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,006thSmartest Citizens: 3,029thHighest Food Quality: 3,029thMost Secular: 3,056thLargest Governments: 3,514thNicest Citizens: 4,285thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,369thMost Inclusive: 4,414thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,978thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,014thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,086thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,278thMost Stationary: 6,479thHighest Economic Output: 6,490thHealthiest Citizens: 7,361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,139thHighest Average Incomes: 8,883rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,315thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,702ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,553rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,794thMost Influential: 12,367thSafest: 12,773rdTop
Most Developed: 13,472ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,693rdLargest Populations: 20,841st

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