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The Private Stash of Top Shelf Marijuana is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Marijuana Horticulurist with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.701 billion Top Shelf Marijuanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Marijuana Dispensary. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Top Shelf Marijuanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,765 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 188,106 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. Top Shelf Marijuana's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Marijuana.

Top Shelf Marijuana is ranked 223,537^th in the world and 4^th in Marijuana for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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