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The Empire of Top Blokes

“Sometimes my genius... its almost frightening”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Empire of Top Blokes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jeremy Clarkson with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.923 billion Top Blokes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of May-tropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The all-consuming Top Blokesian economy, worth 753 trillion Clarksons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 192,040 Clarksons, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Top Blokes isn't what it used to be, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, and Top Blokesian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Top Blokes's national animal is the Hammond, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Top Blokes is ranked 247,698th in the world and 6,054th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 51 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 909thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,600thMost Patriotic: 1,859thTop
Most Secular: 3,268thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,069thLargest Black Market: 4,252ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,867thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,037thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,594thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,595thMost Avoided: 5,858thHighest Average Incomes: 7,771stMost Conservative: 7,814thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,195thMost Authoritarian: 13,406thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,320thLargest Governments: 17,874thLargest Retail Industry: 21,761st
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Patriotic: 48th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 91st in the regionLargest Black Market: 98th in the regionMost Secular: 102nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 105th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 126th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Avoided: 147th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 269th in the regionMost Conservative: 270th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 369th in the regionLargest Governments: 396th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 432nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 488th in the regionMost Armed: 500th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 511th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 521st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 549th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 562nd in the region

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