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The Holy Empire of Toot-Toot

“You Can't Stop Reproduction”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Yochland

Regional Influence: Envoy

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The Holy Empire of Toot-Toot is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bishop Jonathan C L with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.855 billion Toot-Tootians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtle Harbour. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Toot-Tootian economy, worth a remarkable 1,187 trillion Turyens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,923 Turyens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes", and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toot-Toot's national animal is the Slow Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

Toot-Toot is ranked 86,349th in the world and 7th in Yochland for Most Stationary, with 536.79380228508 days.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 17,082ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,799thHighest Economic Output: 23,970thLargest Populations: 24,294thLargest Retail Industry: 24,305th
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the region

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