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The Dream of Toney River

“Pictou County is the centre of the universe.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: The Maritimes

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

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The Dream of Toney River is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 30.8 billion Toney River-rats are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunrise. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The Toney Riverian economy, worth a remarkable 5,442 trillion library books a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,713 library books, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime is totally unknown. Toney River's national animal is the urban fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toney River is ranked 220,085th in the world and 26th in The Maritimes for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Nudest: 94thLeast Corrupt Governments: 265thLargest Publishing Industry: 355thMost Rebellious Youth: 511thMost Pacifist: 593rdMost Stationary: 604thSafest: 801stMost Compassionate Citizens: 825thMost Cultured: 911thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,225thSmartest Citizens: 1,233rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,352ndMost Secular: 1,519thNicest Citizens: 1,541stLargest Governments: 1,746thHighest Economic Output: 1,765thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,012thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,104thLargest Populations: 2,149thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,195thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,249thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,410thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,680thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,972ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,080thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,311thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,652ndMost Inclusive: 4,417thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,053rdMost Influential: 6,252ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,157thLowest Crime Rates: 9,305thHighest Average Incomes: 9,409thMost Income Equality: 11,608thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 13,418thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,866th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the region

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