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The Free-Market Paradise of Toneaya

“This is my own private domicile.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Streptococcus

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The Free-Market Paradise of Toneaya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Most Prestigious Sir Lord Tony with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.093 billion Toneayans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Toneayan economy, worth a remarkable 4,040 trillion Porta-Johns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 267,721 Porta-Johns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,429,526 per year while the poor average 3,427, a ratio of 708 to 1.

Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Toneaya's national animal is the Cuttlefish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Toneayanism.

Toneaya is ranked 8,965th in the world and 1st in Streptococcus for Most Stationary, with 2,535.23263439452 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 298thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 406thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 413thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 450thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 512thHighest Crime Rates: 534thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 609thMost Armed: 631stFattest Citizens: 633rdMost Avoided: 706thRudest Citizens: 770thHighest Disposable Incomes: 876thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,249thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,479thMost Pro-Market: 1,702ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,859thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,125thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,230thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,595thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 4,240thLargest Mining Sector: 4,526thHighest Economic Output: 4,668thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,973rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,496thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,351stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,463rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,347thMost Stationary: 8,965thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,065thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,336thTop
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Nudest: 18,247thMost Influential: 18,745thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,275thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,401stMost Secular: 22,923rdMost Subsidized Industry: 24,105thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,962ndLargest Populations: 26,419thHighest Drug Use: 26,653rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,249th

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