Spotlight on:
The Free-Market Paradise of Toneaya |
“This is my own private domicile.”
Category: Capitalizt | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Streptococcus |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The Free-Market Paradise of Toneaya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Most Prestigious Sir Lord Tony with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.093 billion Toneayans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Toneayan economy, worth a remarkable 4,040 trillion Porta-Johns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 267,721 Porta-Johns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,429,526 per year while the poor average 3,427, a ratio of 708 to 1.
Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Toneaya's national animal is the Cuttlefish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Toneayanism.
Toneaya is ranked 8,965th in the world and 1st in Streptococcus for Most Stationary, with 2,535.23263439452 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Toneaya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Toneaya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Toneaya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Toneaya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Toneaya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Toneaya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Toneaya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Toneaya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Toneaya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Toneaya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.